The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
A dog's parents never visit.
Dogs agree that sometimes you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.
A dog will never wake you up in the middle of the night and ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"