Mom's 18-Point iPhone Rules for Son

Jan 03, 2013 -- 7:12am

Dear Gregory

Merry Christmas! You are now the proud owner of an iPhone.  You are a good & responsible 13 year old boy and you deserve this gift. But with the acceptance of this present comes rules and regulations. Please read through the following contract. I hope that you understand it is my job to raise you into a well rounded, healthy young man that can function in the world and coexist with technology, not be ruled by it. Failure to comply with the following list will result in termination of your iPhone ownership.

I love you madly & look forward to sharing several million text messages with you in the days to come.

1. It is my phone. I bought it. I pay for it. I am loaning it to you. Aren't I the greatest?

CLICK HERE to see the entire list....

 

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