Tell us about your kids. I have 3 children. I have boy/girl twins Aiden and Olivia plus their baby sister Payton. If you have listened to MIX around Radiothon time, you probably know my twins were born 3 months premature. They spent the first four months of their lives in the hospital. They are truly miracles. To look at my daughter Olivia now, you would never know she only weighed a little less than 2 pounds at birth. She is my little brainiac. She wants to know about everything, the why, the how. Aiden is my good natured, laid back guy. He didn’t come out of his premature birth unscathed. Aiden has Cerebral Palsy which is a disorder that affects his muscle control. He has been getting therapies since he came home from the hospital and although he will never be “cured” of his CP, my wife and I are doing what we can to make his life the best it can be. Payton is my wild child, a definite Type A personality! She is my little performer singing and dancing all the time. The singing starts as soon as she wakes up in the morning belting out tunes at the top of her lungs which is GREAT at 5:30 in the morning!
What is one food item that you would never be able to give up? Cheese! Cheddar, Swiss, Mozzarella, Provolone, American, Parmesan…Cheese makes everything taste better. I could put cheese on almost anything. Sad, I had my cholesterol checked (and it was high) and my doctor suggested things I could cut back on and when he said “CHEESE”, I laughed out loud till I realized he was serious...guess I’ll be downin’ some Lipitor and Fish Oil!
What is your favorite city? Cincinnati, Ohio because of FAMILY! My wife and I grew up there for the most part. Both of our immediate families still live there. I hate the fact that our kids don’t get to see their Grandparents, Aunts, Uncles and Cousins much, usually only once or twice a year.
Favorite Joke – My favorite jokes are the quick jokes that require a rim shot…I have several…I’ll share a few…
A lady walks into a bar with a duck under her arm. The bartender asks “What are you doing with that pig?” The lady says “I beg your pardon but this is a duck”. Bartender says “I was talkin’ to the duck!” RIM SHOT!
A ham and cheese sandwich walks into a bar and the bartender says “Sorry, we don’t serve food here” RIM SHOT!
A Priest, A Rabbi and an Atheist walk into a bar and the bartender says “What is this some kind of joke?” RIM SHOT!
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says “Hey, why the long face?” RIM SHOT!
A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer…and a mop. RIM SHOT!
And these I stole from Jake the Jokeman at Radiothon this year…
What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? Brown Chicken Brown Coooooow (Doesn’t translate well in words)
What do you call a cow with no legs? GROUND Beef! RIM SHOT!
What do you call a call with only 2 legs? LEAN Beef! RIM SHOT!
Okay that’s enough…